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Eldin · Mar 22, 2006, 02:31 AM // 02:31

Skitt The Skizzle (Skale)
Skitt Skizzle (I forgot, but it was not a skale)

Both sound like hippies or gangstas...

The snow ettin bosses in Griffon's Mouth (or whatever the name was). They were both named "Snow Ettin".

Coventina the Matron (One of the most ebil mursaat monk bosses, and, before meeting her, I thought all mursaat were male...or at least the ones we fought)

Perchingbyrd (Was this some wordplay on Sitting Bull?)

The Judge (He is so not a judge. He should be named, "The Freezer")

thor hammerbane · Mar 22, 2006, 03:04 AM // 03:04

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Originally Posted by Diablo™

Yxthoshth!

did that quest today, i just called him antelope

2nded on that ranger 2ndary guy

Zhu · Mar 22, 2006, 03:12 AM // 03:12

Worst Name-Krogg Shmush, i know it was posted before but mispelled.

I wouldnt want to be Shmushed, and im pretty sure i dont want to be Krogged either Lol..

dsd · Mar 22, 2006, 03:16 AM // 03:16

dose any 1 in this game have a life i sure dont lol make sure u dont have a life and be cool like me lol

Matsumi · Mar 22, 2006, 03:17 AM // 03:17

Sarlic The Judge (you mean Garlic? Because you might need some when fighting him, seems pretty thirsty... and what's he a judge of?) lol

Fluffyx · Mar 22, 2006, 03:20 AM // 03:20

*cough* NIZZA THE SICKLE *cough*
WTF were they thinking with that one?

kvndoom · Mar 22, 2006, 03:50 AM // 03:50

This isn't my pick for the worst, just the funniest.

There's a desert Hydra mesmer boss called "Hack Chack Shwack" or something very close to that. Whenever I see him, I get images of thick yellow mucous, the kind that accompanies a very bad cold...

.killjoy · Mar 22, 2006, 04:00 AM // 04:00

Yakslapper/.... nuff said

d4nowar · Mar 22, 2006, 04:36 AM // 04:36

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Originally Posted by UndeadRoadkill

We were laughing at Grook Plugalug the other day.

PLUGALUGALUGALUGALUG is my favorite.

Iceman2 · Mar 22, 2006, 04:47 AM // 04:47

JonoYawpyawl is one i like. Thats also how his name was, one word

Sir Skullcrasher · Mar 22, 2006, 05:01 AM // 05:01

Like Rick James said (RIP) The Darkness is coming... Them mesmer bosses inside tomb sure has some funny name.

Leonof · Mar 22, 2006, 05:27 AM // 05:27

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Originally Posted by The New Guy

I was gonna mention "Something Pekpek" ( I dunno his first name), but you beat me to it. When we were fighting our way to Granite Citadel, as soon as we saw that monster's name 4 people including me laughed like HELL!! It turns out that the other 3 peeps who typed "ROFLMAO!" were Filipinos. I dunno if some crack head filipino submitted this funny name to ANET or this dude actually works for them, but in our language, "pekpek" means....well..."p-$$y"

Edit: LOL!! I found his name!! It's "Edibbo Pekpek" - Grawl Boss. Hmm.... "Edibbo" really sounds like "edible"! Lol! I dunno, maybe it really is a joke!

There is two btw it's Edibbo and Alana pekpek. Most of my friends and guildies laugh at the site of these two lol.

Pentagonal_Penguin · Mar 22, 2006, 07:14 AM // 07:14

Damned Cleric

Whenever you call an attack on it, if you have the censor on, it censors the first four letters.

Warrior: I'm attacking ----ed Cleric!

Ishmaeel · Mar 22, 2006, 08:17 AM // 08:17

Grawl boss again: Anani Mokmok. We can't help but snicker every time we see him. I guess the dev team does not know any Turkish people or they would certainly suspend the boss for an inappropriate name :P

(exercise to reader: ask around)

Rob Van Der Sloot · Mar 22, 2006, 09:01 AM // 09:01

I did Titan's Source the other day and laughed by ass off seeing the name of one of the titan bosses: Gigas Expii

And yeah, he did give us lots of exp.

Naxohs Seralna · Mar 22, 2006, 11:54 AM // 11:54

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Originally Posted by Ishmaeel

Grawl boss again: Anani Mokmok. We can't help but snicker every time we see him. I guess the dev team does not know any Turkish people or they would certainly suspend the boss for an inappropriate name :P

(exercise to reader: ask around)

Come on! I don't know any Turkish people.